In the beginning of quarantine, I would just work in my pajamas. When I realized that strategy (or lack thereof) was not beneficial to my productivity, I tried to get dressed in the morning by simply throwing on a pair of shorts and a tank top only to find that all of my shorts no longer fit. Your girl got thick and couldn’t be more proud of her grown woman body (insert evil laugh) but that also meant I had to get rid of over a dozen pairs of shorts.